Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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