thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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