I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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