no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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