She said her name was "party"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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