Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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