I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
my shit smells like andre
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The ass gains better be worth it
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