i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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