dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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