The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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