well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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