so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
this just has baby written all over it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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