It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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