Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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