Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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