Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My vagina just clenched in fear
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
