Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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