do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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