so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i believe in u and ur pee
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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