Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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