I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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