My nipple is on Facebook.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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