We're like a lot better than the average bears
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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