her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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