Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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