Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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