Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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