Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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