My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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