Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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