What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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