lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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