why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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