almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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