i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
wow bdsm is so cute
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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