just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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