I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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