Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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