on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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