I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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