perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he was CRYING into my vagina
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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