the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
