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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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