So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
