you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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