Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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