Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize
