I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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