I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
