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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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(612): View more from Minnesota

no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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(319): View more from Iowa

captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys

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That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.

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