But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
