Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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