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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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• (806): View more from Texas

  and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms

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• (650): View more from California

  Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.

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