I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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