So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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