theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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